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The Dream Demon

Well, A Nightmare on Elm Street is getting a remake, reboot, requel, what have you. Everyone is throwing around their best ideas for adding something new to the myth. Man, there are some good ones. That brought to mind my story The Dream Demon. See, I wrote this for an anthology dedicated to horror tropes, edited by the great Brandon Applegate. I focused on how entities like Freddy Krueger use dreams to kill, but ignore the vast potential of having access to the subconscious. So, consider my story, the tale of Eddy Williams, the Boogeyman of Baylor Street, my little pitch. Enjoy:

 

The Dream Demon

 

Ruth exhaled after her tenth deep breath. She calmed her heart rate and closed her eyes. Sleep enveloped her and she sunk into the mire. She was going in. Sabrina guzzled coffee, the cup cool enough she didn’t need to sip. She perched on the arm of the couch, watching Ruth’s breathing steady, her exhales grow coarse as she slept for the first time in at least three days.

On the floor by the couch, Brett coughed and hacked. He put the cigarette to his lips again.

“Jesus, Brett, you gotta do that in here? And since when do you smoke?”

“I dunno.” Brett coughed. “When do I help my friends catch a dream demon?”

“Just help me watch her. Make sure I don’t fall asleep.”

“You want one of these?” Brett asked, handing a lit cigarette to Sabrina.

“Fuck off, and that’s an old man brand too.”

The story is simple. Ten years ago, Edward Williams, a janitor at the high school, murdered several children. The official number is twelve. The unofficial? That depends on who is telling the story. Some say he filled graveyards, snatching children from their homes with intel taken from the school’s files. He tortured them in a makeshift chamber near the school’s boiler room, then decapitated them with a machete, one he carved into shape that resembled a row of teeth.

The Hound, he called it. Always hungry.

*  *  *

Ruth woke up in the halls of her school. Cold and barren, a rolling fog flowing around her. She sat up and could hear the tapping, the blade being knocked against the lockers. A child laughed. She could see Amber, her little sister. Barely four, she giggled and waved.

“Amber!” Ruth screamed. She bounded to her feet and dove to her sister, who vanished.

“You said—,” Ruth started to say.

“Ah-ah-ah,” a deep voice boomed, the walls shook. “I always keep my end of the bargain. Amber is safe now. Playing in a meadow or riding a unicorn or some shit. But Ruth, you’ve been busy, haven’t you?”

Ruth started to run, her head on a swivel. He liked to jump out at them, appear suddenly with the blade raised above him. The one lodged into the perpetually bleeding stump of his right hand. Ed Williams. The Boogeyman of Baylor Street.

*  *  *

Ruth shifted in her sleep, she grumbled and turned over.

“Now?” Brett asked.

“Not yet,” Sabrina said. Her hands gripped the handle of the baseball bat.

“The traps are set,” Brett said. He tied a bandana around his head and punched a fist into the palm of his other hand. “Time to suit up.”

*  *  *

The lockers and plaster walls gave way to stone, slick with water and dripping slime. The ground beneath her became uneven, like cobblestones. The stones were light and clattered with every step. She glanced down. Bones. Of course.

The air grew thick, a poisonous cloud that made her retch and threatened to take her before Williams’ blade had the chance.

“Where are you, Ed?” Ruth cried out. “I’m right here! Come and get me, you piece of shit! You hear that, Ed?”

A hand landed on her shoulder, the fingers digging into her skin. A rot breath in her ear, and a voice that haunted her since childhood.

“I prefer Eddy.”

*  *  *

Ruth tossed and turned. She screamed. Her arms rose and then wrapped around something unseen, pulling it close.

“Now!” Sabrina screamed.

Brett threw on the armored vest he’d made from military surplus gear, and lifted a sledge hammer. He wished he could have grabbed one of the guns Ruth’s dad owned, but Ruth insisted they wouldn’t work. She knew about Williams more than anyone, being the last survivor of his rampage ten years ago. She was only six then. Brett and Sabrina moved into the neighborhood the year before, aware of the story of Ed Williams, but unaware that Ed returned.

They lost six classmates in a week, murdered in their beds by an assailant who left no clues. Of course, twice that number went down in the mass shootings that bookended the week, so even in their own town no attention was paid, no solutions offered. They were on their own, and utterly doomed.

Until Ruth said she had an idea.

Sabrina screamed as Ruth opened her eyes and the boogeyman himself materialized in her arms. Ruth kicked herself from under him, and he rose slowly to look at them. He chuckled and removed his faded fedora with his remaining hand. His tattered coat clung to him, his clothes stunk of wet earth and death. He saluted them with the blade, shining brilliantly in the bloody stump of his other hand.

“Nice to meet you all. Thank you for welcoming me into your humble abode.”

In their dreams, he was their worst fears. You couldn’t outrun him, your legs wouldn’t work. You couldn’t fight him, he’d slow your fists so they landed harmlessly against his cheek. He could be your monster, your loved ones, he could do unspeakable things in the guise of the ones you loved the most.

The worst were the good dreams. The visions of a better world. He laughed the loudest in those.         Whatever damage he wrought would follow you into the waking world.

And you could do nothing. But in the real world? He’d be a man again. Vulnerable.

From behind him, Brett rushed forward with the sledge hammer. But Williams threw his hand out and shoved the blade into the boy’s stomach. He then turned slowly to smile at the boy.

“The hound has been awful hungry.”

Brett dropped the hammer and choked, blood rushing from his mouth. He looked into the milky eyes of Eddy Williams. The killer’s face was a mass of scar tissue, his lips torn away from one side to expose his yellow teeth. His hair was nothing but scattered tuffs.

“Admiring their handiwork? Those grieving parents showed me that anyone can be a monster with the right inclination. And I gave them a hell of an inclination.”

He opened his mouth, wider and then wider. Voices, children, crying out for mercy and their mothers.

“Brett!” Sabrina cried.

Ruth pulled her friend away. “We have to hide, right fucking now!”

“How — how did he know? He stabbed Brett before he even saw him!”

While they fled upstairs, Williams gently put his hand around Brett’s throat and squeezed.

“Ah, there it is! I can feel every tendon, every muscle, fighting for life. This is better than any dream, Brett! You brought me out here because I would be weak? Bitch, what do you think I was doing before they killed me? I was wasting teenagers!”

Brett choked, a loud pop in his neck caused his body to grow limp. Williams released his grip and allowed the body to slide off his blade.

“Goddamn, I need a cigarette.” He looked at Brett, and reached down to grab one from the pack in the front pocket of Brett’s armored vest. “What do you know? My brand! Girls, give Eddy a few minutes. I’m not seventeen, can’t really do the back-to-back performances anymore.”

*  *  *

Upstairs, Ruth shut the door to her room. Sabrina sobbed on the floor. Ruth sprinted to her closet and threw it open. She dragged her friend into the closet with her.

“Shh, you gotta be quiet now. Just be quiet. We gotta hide. He might just leave.”

“Brett. You said we could kill him.”

“We can!” Ruth hissed. “He’s vulnerable out here.”

A boom and a hole punched into the closet door above them. Splintered wood rained down on them. The acrid scent of the fired gun hung in the air. They screamed and dropped down, bringing clothes and hangers down on top of them.

“Girls! Guess who’s dad doesn’t lock his gun safe!”

Williams racked another round, the spent casing bouncing off the carpet. “I haven’t used one of these since I went hunting with my dad. He was a shit hider too!”

Williams roared with laughter and stepped closer and closer to the closet door, kicking away clothes that littered the ground. He dropped the gun and used the blade on his right hand to open the door inch at a time, letting the hinges squeal. Ruth and Sabrina sat on the floor. Ruth trying to push Sabrina behind her.

“Ah, protecting your friends. You never told them about our little arrangement, did you?”

“Shut the hell up, Williams!” Ruth said.

“Sabrina! My darling. Terrified of dogs. Your neighbor had a mean one. But you don’t tell people that. Oh! You did tell someone recently.”

“Shut up!” Ruth cried. She stood, but Williams shoved the blood-streaked hound toward her.

“Sit down before you fall down.”

“Ruth?” Sabrina asked. “I told you. I told you about the dreams…”

“And that was the key! I can’t get into your heads without a key. Without knowing a fear. And Ruth here gathered intel on all her classmates.”

“He threatened to kill Amber! He said he would torture her!” Ruth cried.

“You were my last victim originally, but your parents stopped me. I saw the look in your eyes before they drug me away and knew you had only one fear. Me. But I needed more.”

“You killed us,” Sabrina stammered. “You killed us! This was all a trick!”

“No! Ruth sobbed. “No, I thought we could, I thought we could. That’s why I went in, I risked it, not you! I thought we could beat him!”

Williams laughed. “And that idea, did it just come to you? Dreams are a path to the subconscious, and you can plant lots of things there. Even your favorite brand of cigarette.”

“You knew?” Ruth asked.

“Knew?” Williams giggled. He pressed the side of the blade to Ruth’s cheek. “It was my idea. It’s not the same in dreams. I need flesh. Like how the worst sex is better than the best wet dream. I needed out again.”

“What happens now?”

“Now?” Williams stepped back. He reached behind him and plucked a hunting knife from a sheath and tossed it on the floor by Ruth. “You’re going to kill her. Then we’re going to take this show on the road!”

“Never!” Ruth spat. She glanced down to see Sabrina inching away from her, deeper into the closest, struggling against the clothes.

“It’s her. Or them. All of them.”

They stood there. Ruth looking into the clouded eyes and gnarled face of Eddy Williams, and Eddy staring at the face of a girl with everything to lose, ready to compromise once more.

Ruth picked up the knife. Sabrina started to beg. Ruth turned around to look down on her friend. She whispered an apology.

“Now say it!” Ed Williams said.

“No,” Ruth said, her voice cracking.

“Say. It.”

Ruth raised the knife. “Sweet dreams.”

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New Cover for Mad Days!

I know it has barely been a year since I published my collection Mad Days, but in that time, I grew to despise the cover. Just… hated the damn thing. Which is why I changed it. This is from an interior illustration, made the blood tears red for a pop of color. I think it looks better! Ebook is still just $1.99. You can find it on Amazon, Kobo, and Bookshop.

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First Book Signing!

I had my first book signing at the new indie bookstore in Shawnee, Lost Pages Bookstore. Owned and operated by indie author Steven Wedel, the bookstore has a wide selection that’s growing every day. I had a great time, old friends drove hours to see me and get some books signed, and that meant so much. I have some other events on the horizon too, including the Shawnee Indie Author Showcase next month, and Authorcon in 2027. Maybe I will see you there!

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10 Years of Hot Wildman Action

June 16th marks the 10th anniversary of In Search of the Nobility, TX Wildman‘s publication! It’s been a long, strange road for this one. Not quite horror, the novella is more of a literary comedy about failure and existential terror. Maverick Casey’s search for Bigfoot can be a metaphor for every goal you’ve put everything into, but still come up short. This started as a short film script. Later, when staying at a playwriting retreat in Virginia, I made it into a full-length play. Called In Search of the Amherst County Wildman, it managed a couple of readings (one of which is currently still on YouTube somewhere). 2016 I made it into a novel.

I think it works great as a novel, and might be the best thing I’ve written. While it’s not a horror, it’s about the thing that scares me most: failure.  Funny story, I was pursing representation and traditional publication with it, when I read about a movie being made with a similar plot and a stacked cast. I panicked, assuming this would be popular and I would always be  accused of ripping it off. I self-published the novel, starting my journey with prose that continued with Apartment 239, my short story collections and kids books, and my weird fiction novellas. The movie? Dropped unceremoniously on Hallmark years later after a dramatic re-edit. Apparently, nothing to write home about.

More Wildman lives on! This is a new edit, new cover, and for the next five days, it’s free on Amazon. Enjoy!

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A Spooky Summer Has Arrived!

My third kids book with Cemetery Gates Media is out now! Here’s the description:

“It’s summer break! Hazel and Benny are going on vacation to a cabin in the middle of the woods. A place with tales of Sasquatch, creepy-crawlies, and there’s even a haunted lake. But Hazel must hold off on her cryptid hunt to help her younger cousin, Amelia, tell the ultimate scary story at the next campfire. Join Hazel, Amelia, Benny, and one very unexpected guest as they shiver ‘round the campfire!”

You can grab a copy in ebook and paperback here.

The story features the return of Pet Spider, The Thing, the creepy critters of Desert Creek, and the Circling Bird. Aunt Loretta from A Haunted Holiday also makes a brief cameo. I think the whole family will enjoy this one!

 

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Wildcat Thicket Is Here!

Wildcat Thicket is out now in ebook and paperback! Get it here!

Here’s some praise and a blurb. Thanks again to Adam and Laura for taking a chance on this weird novella, and Laura for making such an awesome cover.

CLAY MCLEOD CHAPMAN, AUTHOR OF WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES:

“Wildcat Thicket calls back to Joe R. Lansdale’s best, characters scraping bone and sinew just to get by. This pre-historic Texas, cosmic cryptid creepfest is an absolute blast, that’ll have you seeing heatwaves scintillating straight off the page.”

From the author of Never Leaving, Apartment 239, and A Haunted Holiday, comes a blood-spattered journey of survival.

In the dying Texas town of Lagoe, Ry and Erin are just trying to survive. Trapped in a crumbling trailer, dogged by debt, and surrounded by ghosts of a better future. When their reclusive landlord vanishes deep within the woods of Wildcat Thicket, and something starts creeping towards their home at night, knocking, whistling, mocking; they realise their worst fears aren’t late bills or speeding fines.

Something is out there waiting for them, something pre-historic, mimicking, hungry.

Lock your doors. Trust the dog. Don’t answer the voices.

STEVE STRED, AUTHOR OF MASTODON AND CHURN THE SOIL:

“A rollicking, suspenseful novella with a very unique take on Bigfoot, Eflord delivers a story with heart, humour, and plenty of page-turning action.”

COY HALL, AUTHOR OF THE OWL MEN OF SHANIDAR:

“Wildcat Thicket is the home of a mysterious doorway through time, a monstrous cat, and a horde of bipedal apes. And yet, it’s still less scary than the surrounding world of AR-15 giveaways and overdue rent. Another darkly funny journey into the mind of Elford Alley.”

IVY GRIMES, AUTHOR OF THE GHOSTS OF BLAUBART MANSION:

“With wry observations and thrilling plot twists, Wildcat Thicket tells a marvelously relevant story about Ry and Erin; a couple trying to survive in a dying Texas town inhabited by mysterious creatures. Elford Alley weaves us an exciting story filled with the horrors of time-travelling beasts and late-stage capitalism.”

PATRICK TUMBLETY, AUTHOR OF THE OCTOBER CHILDREN:

“A creature feature with horror, humour, and heart. Elford has crafted a tall tale that still manages to be both relevant and timeless.”

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My Self-Published Books Are On Kobo!

Hey, so I used to have my books far and wide through Draft2Digital and Barnes and Noble Press. But Draft2Digital decided to add annual fees (fuck that) and Barnes and Noble decided to set a minimum price for paperbacks, which was higher than the price I wanted to set (fuck that).  So, I dropped both. But! In looking at the sales reports, I sold maybe two books through B&N, and all my Draft2Digital sales were through Kobo and Overdrive/Libby. So, I cut out the middleman!

Here’s a Kobo/Overdrive/Libby link for my Desert Creek Publishing books, Apartment 239, High Strangeness, Mad Days, and In Search of the Nobility, TX Wildman: CLICK HERE!

For now, I think this removes some of my books from Bookshop in ebook format. I will rectify this one day soon! Until then, you can find these four on Bookshop still, along with Never Leaving and Wildcat Thicket, in paperback form.

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A New Kids Book From Cemetery Gates Media

It’s truly a cryptid spring people! Cemetery Gates Media is releasing my third kids book, A Spooky Summer! In this one, Hazel meets a cousin during a summer vacation, and together they investigate a local ghost story and search for cryptids. There will be appearances by Pet Spider, The Thing, and even the Circling Bird! Also, a fun return to Desert Creek. It’s out in May, perfect for kids of all ages!

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New Cover, Same Ol’ Wildman

June 16th marks the 10th anniversary of In Search of the Nobility, TX Wildman, my first book! This is really a cryptid spring, as April 24th sees the release of my Bigfoot horror novella from Infested Publishing, Wildcat Thicket. Plus! A surprise release for May that is also cryptid-themed…

In honor of the new anniversary, I re-edited the book and made a new cover. The book itself is the same, I resisted the urge to update things or change it substantially, it is the same Wildman that dozens have come to know to love, ha!

New cover out now in ebook and paperback. Instead of just being a Kindle/Amazon thing, it has a much wider release, it’s on Bookshop too!

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Welcome to Paradise!

Rocky Capuano of Manor approached me about writing a flash fiction for Estate of Fright, and I was honored! The story I wrote is “Paradise”, and it’s about what may be waiting for us on the other side. We always assume it’s either nothing, or something better. After decades on this shit rock we deserve as much, right? But no. I’ve always been obsessed with the movie Phantasm, especially the moment when the Tall Man says, “You think when you die, you go to heaven. You come to us!”

You can sign up for Estate of Fright and read the story for FREE! Click this link.