Cemetery Gates Media Society
Every month, Cemetery Gates Media hosts a short story competition, with a specific theme for every month. My featured stories include:
From 2-16 -2017 I wrote reviews for the Retrograding section of DoomRocket! I’m proud of my work with them, and I still love reading their articles (and listening to their podcast). If you like comics, I can’t recommend them enough.
- Dark City
- Apocalypse Now
- Rare Exports
- Bonnie and Clyde (‘67)
- The Proposition
- Jaws 2
- Planet of the Apes (’01)
- The Mist
From 2015- 2017 I contributed a few comedy articles to Huffington Post. These are monument to the lie of “exposure” as these articles brought me no exposure, and since I didn’t get paid, they didn’t help with the electric bill. But goddamn it, I wrote them so here they are:
- Let Me Address Your Clown Panic Questions
- 13 Signs Your Mall is Dying
- A Series of Letters to Corbin, the Man Living in My Attic
- 5 Houses You Can Start Squatting in Tomorrow
- A Happy Halloween in Just 5 Steps
From 2012 to 2014, I wrote for the music review site Riffraf. They are no longer, all articles and interviews vanished into the ether. I had a chance to talk to Billy Joe Shaver, Roadies, Los Lonely Boys, Escondido, Camper Van Beethoven, and so many more. My favorite was the interview I did with my Uncle Skippey, shortly before he passed away. Riffraf is no more, but why not link to Skippey’s ReverbNation page?
So, this is from 2012 and a lot of the info is outdated now. Also, there was a definite clash between sourced material and entertaining material. But you know, still fun to write.