Hey you two crazy kids! How goes it? I’m good. Good, good, good. I might be an alcoholic? No, this isn’t the place for that, Elford. You don’t have a problem. You can stop whenever you want, Elford. Whenever. You. Want.
Anyway, I’m starting a new novel on Wattpad. This one is a sequel to Apartment 239, picking up on our favorite little town, Marble Springs, a year after the madness of Apartment 239. So, enjoy Serling & Price Real Estate! They buy and sell haunted houses!