I Watched 2001’s Planet of the Apes Reboot So You Wouldn’t Have To

Man, this was a bad movie. I remember thinking it was “meh” when I saw it in theaters as a fifteen year old, but goddamn this was bad. Like, fails on every level. Like DoomRocket’s awesome and dedicated editor/creator Jarrod Jones actually toned down my first draft of this. Because this film hurt me. Did hurt you too? It’s a film that hurts and has no sense of decency. But hey, the new Ape movies are excellent and on par with the originals¬†(Even up there with the underappreciated Escape From the Planet of the Apes).